Following on from the joint SCUM and Australian Financial Review's expose of the ANUFC’s descent into financial ruin (see SCUM 2018-18), the Holloway Administration has been in chaos in recent weeks.
In a feeble attempt to divert attention away from the Club accounts, Committee attack dog Macca unleashed a virulent tirade on social media aimed at discrediting the journalist who ran last Week's story. A clear attempt to play the man and not the ball!
But in a surprise turn-around, and Macca under a gag order, President Pat splashed the cash this week on a pre-budget Bib spending spree! Brand new Umbro training bibs rained down upon the impoverished players of Division 7 like middle income tax cuts in an election year. It looked like the plan worked as the players draped themselves in luxurious 1000 thread count pure Egyptian cotton (rumour has it the cotton had been diverted from its original destination of Kiev where it was going to wrap Mo Salah prior to World cup duty…).
As the Div 7 boys wrapped themselves in their new bibs, President Pat was wrapping up the the Div 7 swing votes that would surely prevent him losing his 30th straight newspoll, the same amount ex-President Sharp lost before his unceremonious axing.