A tale of mullets, Wildings and Tim Tams
The ANU State League 6s travelled to Bonner to face their wildling opponents. Gundaroo is a desolate country town full of cowboys, degenerates and hooligans. The Gundaroo football team was a team of young lads and players well past their prime. Gundaroo took the lead early in the first half when a Gundrivian portly and aging Toni Kroos scored a ridiculous goal from a tight angle. ANU responded with two beautiful long-range goals scored by captain, coach and team cheerleader Gustavo ’ladies’ man’ Polhill, who was sporting a beautiful moustache and mullet. The game roared on at a snail’s pace as the ANU 6s scored their third goal thanks to local Canberra DJ Tim Tams. The score was 3-1 at half time, the ANU 6s over the Gundrivian wildlings.
Many of the players on the ANU 6s side were tired at the half time interval so resident team doctor Socceroo’s goal keeper Matt Ryan prescribed beers at half time for the thirsty players. The half time refreshments worked like giving spinach to Pop Eye as the ANU 6s scored two more goals shortly after half time against a weaker goal keeper.