SCUM 2018 - CLR Round 5 Match Report

It was a crisp afternoon. 
Clear, sunny and dry. 
Almost all the lads rocked up on time. 
Mo Elkheir was at home studying medicine. 

The ref was angry. 
The lino was alright though. 
The pitch was mud. 
Monaro were mud.

Monaro copped a lucky goal. 
The second half started.
Monaro started time-wasting.
The ref had gotten a bit angrier.
Dash got red-carded.

Wolfe hit a mad shot. 
Dash got excited from the sidelines. 
It hit the post. 
The game ended.

We lost.

We’ll fuck them at willows.
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