Even though he was angry, he was also pretty funny. In the first half he said that Spindy was a shit player. Cam and I thought that was like sooooo funny.
As it turns out, I don’t like hillbillies. He was mean to me and told me to “get fucked”. So I told him “no you get fucked”. Then he said “no you get fucked”. So I told him “no you get fucked”. I think that went on for a while as we scored four more goals. At the end we told each other to “get fucked” again. He was mean. I don’t like hillbillies. It’s a pity Macca wasn’t there to help me with some better banter.
Anyway, we won 6-0, which was good. But I don’t like hillbillies and I don’t want to go back to Cooma any more.
If you like, I might let you know about some of Cam and my other adventures over the course of the season. Who knows what else we will see on our adventures in the wilds of Canberra…
Oscar Morgan III, esquire.